Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
People are ignoring me
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10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
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Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
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Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
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