What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...