Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...