Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...