Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...