Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.