Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...