What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...