Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...