Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...