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A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
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|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
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A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
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The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Men Are Like Blenders
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Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!