On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...