Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.