Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...