Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...