Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...