Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...