Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...