A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...