Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...