Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...