Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...