Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...