Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...