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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
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