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Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
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Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
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What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
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Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
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Naked Mower
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A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...