Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...