Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge