Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...