Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...