Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...