Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...