Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...