Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...