The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...