Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...