Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...