GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...