Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...