Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...