Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...