How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!