Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...