The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...