Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...