Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!