Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...