Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...