Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...