Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...